A tale of unconditional love

I just want to share something.

It doesn’t matter how many pairs of iPhone headphones at £25 a pop she chews.

You should look guilty madam. Absolutely you should. See the evidence.

Or how many beds she rips open and proceeds to eat and choke of the stuffing of.

Or the fact she has now developed a terrible habit of barking in your face the minute you doze off on the sofa. Or that as soon as she sees me eat toast/ banana bread/ cookies or any meat product she attaches herself at the other end of said item as soon as she spots a weak spot.

None of this matters. Nor does it matter that the moment I walk in at lunch she grows so excited she wees on my shoe. Grim, but doesn’t matter.

Daphne is the cutest. Ever.

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